How to Spend an Afternoon

Here I hold

In my hand

The fabled

Recipe

For respite

From boredom;

A potent

Formula

Which is matched

By nothing,

For nothing

Is quite as

Useful at

Whiling the

Hours away.

Watch closely

As I tear

The card up

And it blows

Away on

The wind to

Scatter through

The masses.

Now hurry,

Pick them up,

Every piece,

Or the cure

Will be lost

Forever.