Thoughtless Thoughts

Whenever I try to think
All the thoughts go dribbling out my ears
Whenever I try to think
I scream and shout but nobody hears
Whenever I try to think
I get caught in a terrible lie
Whenever I try to think
All of my brain cells quite quickly die
Whenever I try to think
I forget exactly where I stand
Whenever I try to think
I always sever the other hand
Whenever I try to think
I drink from the wrong side of the cup
Whenever I try to think
I decide to give the practice up.